Things Your Cat Wants You to Know : The Hilarious Guide to What Your Cat's Trying to Tell You - Sam Hart

Things Your Cat Wants You to Know : The Hilarious Guide to What Your Cat's Trying to Tell You - Sam Hart

Sam Hart

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  • Pages · 96 pages, 45 full-colour illustrations
  • Publication Date · 10/09/2026
  • Genre · Humour
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A hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek advice for cat parents who are looking to understand their furry friend's inner thoughts(Spoiler alert: your cat thinks you're an idiot.)Your cat is trying to tell you many things, such as:- "While 16 tummy rubs are lovely, 17 tummy rubs are obviously unreasonable."- "Because humans are incapable of looking after themselves, we cats have kindly taken on the responsibility of providing food for them."- "You can't call that thing next to the computer a mouse and expect us not to play with it." Ever wondered what's on your cat's mind when they give you the side-eye, meow at you for hours on end, or scratch you for no apparent reason? Well, in this illustrated little book of humorous observations and insights, you will discover what your cat really thinks of you and learn to understand their unique, unimpressed and passive-aggressive language. Packed with charming illustrations and witty captions, this book is guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any cat parent who is obsessed with and, at times, mystified by their adorable companion. So, dive in to become fluent in cat communication and gain a unique insight into their brilliant yet befuddling brain.

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