The Far-Out Five: Portal Loo Panic - Olaf Falafel

The Far-Out Five: Portal Loo Panic - Olaf Falafel

Olaf Falafel

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  • Pages · 208 pages
  • Publication Date · 10/09/2026
  • Genre · Humorous stories (Children's / Teenage)
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The Far-Out Five!A madcap team of adventurers, lost far from home without the magical wand that could change them back into a normal group of kids and one grumpy amateur magician... Spewnicorn, a punk unicorn who vomits rainbowsWally, a pompous and cowardly koalaTubbs, a walking bathtub Bloof, a blue-footed booby and Glossy Jeff, a really chilled-out seal Together they must sail the oceans and face bizarre creatures, weird islands and mysterious tasks on their quest to find Wally's missing wand and get back home. Now they face an island with a lot of Portal Loos - mobile toilets that are gateways to different interconnected dimensions - obviously! With a rampaging evil impala on the loose, they must hop from world to world with only the navigational whelks to help them find the way our of this multi-dimensional whirlwind. Will they ever escape? Will Wally ever manage to have a wee? The hilarious graphic novel series from stand-up comedian and artist Olaf Falafel. Read more about the Far-Out Five in SNOT JELLY ISLAND.

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