We Never Have Sex Any More - Julia Jones

We Never Have Sex Any More - Julia Jones

Julia Jones

£9.99
  • Pages · 368 pages
  • Publication Date · 29/01/2026
  • Genre · Romance
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This laugh-out-loud debut romcom about trying to keep lust alive in long-term relationships is perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Mhairi McFarlane and Lindsey Kelk. 'Hilarious, heartfelt and unputdownable! Handles the complications of marriage, sex and friendships with wit and warmth. I loved it!' Laura Kay, author of The Split and Wild Things 'I absolutely devoured this book. The characters feel so real that it felt more like catching up with old friends over brunch than reading. Theo can spice up my legumes any time he likes!' Holly McCulloch, author of Just Friends Lottie and Theo are definitely happily married: deeply in love, beautiful house, two adorable puppies. except that after seven years together, the only action they're having in the bedroom is Netflix marathons. Why has every night become `not tonight'? Frustrated in more ways than one, Lottie drunkenly calls in to her favourite podcast (The Cliterati) to let off some steam. But her anonymous rant goes viral, with thousands of women replying with tales of their own long-term relationships going limp and floppy. Now everyone is trying to unmask the `horny wife', the podcast agency make Lottie an offer which could change her life. The only problem is. she still hasn't told Theo about her confession. How on earth can Lottie admit to her husband that they could be famous - for being sexless? The laugh-out-loud romcom about love, friendship, and trying to keep lust alive in long-term relationships, perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Mhairi Macfarlane and Lindsey Kelk.

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