{"product_id":"9781800963870","title":"Fairytales for Privileged Children : Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund \u0026 Other Premium Tales - Daniel Foxx","description":"Once upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children... In Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund and Other Premium Tales, author and comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales to suit only the most comfortable of tots. Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket. Aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes. The two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results. And The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is - quite frankly - booming. Wickedly funny and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's enchanted stories make for perfect fireside reading this Autumn - just be sure the household staff don't pinch it for themselves!PRAISE FOR BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN'If Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN","brand":"Daniel Foxx","offers":[{"title":"144 pages, Black and white illustrations \/ 24\/09\/2026 \/ Humour","offer_id":57415966687607,"sku":"9781800963870","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/9454\/1624\/files\/9781800963870.jpg?v=1787910711","url":"https:\/\/gulpfictionbooks.com\/products\/9781800963870","provider":"Gulp Fiction","version":"1.0","type":"link"}